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4/25/05- DSL got set up a few weeks ago, but things are still hectic.  They are settling down now.  I got a chance to have some fun though; a friend and I went to Edgefest, which is put on by local station 102.1 The Edge.  Had a good time.  I even got to talk to Tyler Connolly, singer of Theory of a Dead Man.  They were playing the side stage.  It's not every day you get a chance to tell a musician how much ass his band kicks, especially compared to who was stinking up the main stage at that time (Unwritten Law).  On an unrelated note, I find myself becoming increasingly frustrated about some of the entries in the guestbook.  It is not a place to pimp out gambling sites, porno sites, or warez.  I will sanitize entries if I see mentions to websites that I do not endorse.

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