"FIRED"
Parody of "Higher" by Creed (S. Stapp, M. Tremonti)
New Lyrics by Paul Cain
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Day dreaming, I see you in another world
Time and time again
On Monday, I saw you were asleep
And I don't want to see you staring into space
This is a business, not a little escape
From the life you live when you're away
So hold on there
When do you get paid?
What's that? You don't care?
You're not gonna stay!

Get out now, you're fired!
There's no place for idiocy
Unemployed! Gone! Fired!
Out the door, out on the street

Behavior, I'd like for you to change
Because I don't appreciate
Your slights and daydreams
In the end, I'd say "'Twas an oversight"
And I could make the board say that you're to blame
You see, what your problem is
To get to work out of the gate
So let's see here
You make your own case
Come on, just go there
How long can you stay?

Be good or you're fired!
There's no place for idiocy
Unemployed! Gone! Fired!
Out the door, out on the street

Buh-bye, I realize your disguise is done, so don't waste time
Up high I'm strong, I am da man, you see
End of the line!